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BarbaroNecrophiliacs
All-Time Record: 20-32 (0.38)
Total Points Scored: 4280.91
By Season:
| Season | Team | Rank | Record | Pct | Pts |
| 2005 | Ron Mexico AllStars | 10 | 4-9 | 0.308 | 1050.02 |
| 2006 | LanceBass AssPirates | t12 | 4-9 | 0.308 | 976.92 |
| 2007 | BarbaroNecrophiliacs | 8 | 6-7 | 0.462 | 1224 |
| 2008 | DeadLedgerHomoJokers | 7 | 6-7 | 0.462 | 1029.97 |
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* indicates playoff birth
Keepers
| Season | 3 Year | 1 Year |
| 2009 | Frank Gore | Ronnie Brown |
| 2008 | Frank Gore | Marshawn Lynch |
| 2007 | Reggie Bush | Deuce McCallister |
| 2006 | Tiki Barber | Cedric Benson |